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Michigan Man Claims al Qaeda Putting Subliminal Messages Into Porno Films
Remember when the SEAL Team Six commandos who killed Osama bin Laden and retrieved the “mother lode” of intelligence also uncovered a “fairly extensive” stash of pornography? We never found out for...
View ArticleChris Christie Bucks Trend of No Oral Sex Jokes at Pres. Rallies
Given the recent polls showing his big lead in the state, it’s likely Mitt Romney will win the New Hampshire primary on Tuesday night. But he decided to bring in his big guns anyway. So up from New...
View ArticleDay Of Kayak Fishing Morphs Into Canine Catastrophe
This video starts out as we assume any other kayaking-angler enthusiast video would start — with an undulating third person view of a man rigging up some type of fishing lure out on the water. He...
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The Romney Apprentice: “I Like Being Able to Fire People Who Provide Services...
Mitt Romney escaped Saturday night’s New Hampshire debate largely unscathed. Despite the growing clamor that the former Bain Capital head is nothing more than a Gordon Gekko-style corporate raider who...
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Peep the Lineup for Coachella 2012
The 2012 Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival line-up is out. Who’s coming? See the list below: Radiohead, The Black Keys, M83, Arctic Monkeys, Florence + The Machine, Jimmy Cliff, Dr. Dre &...
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Ohio Paper Helps Stalker Achieve Orgasm
The most important piece of information in this engagement announcement found in Bowling Green, Ohio’s Sentinel-Tribune newspaper on December 14th is “A wedding date has not yet been set.” That’s...
View ArticlePolish Col. Shoots Himself in Head After Cutting Press Conference Short
R. Budd Dwyer is a name that still haunts many Americans. Having been convicted of taking kickbacks and bribes, the Pennsylvania state treasurer called a press conference on January 22, 1987, declared...
View ArticleDaft Punk Is Playing at My [Korean School]
Screw textbooks. Wanna help kids learn? Crank up the Daft Punk. A Youtuber named danitravels writes, “My 7th graders doing a word project at Winter Camp to ‘Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.’” Once...
View ArticleWould Your Make-a-Wish Be Better Than This Kid's?
Maxwell Hinton is a seven-year-old boy from Fresno, California. “I got cancer, Neuroblastoma, and I went through treatment and they made a wish for me,” he told Fox Toledo. His wish? To blow something...
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Any SF Santorum Supporters Looking for a Quick Hatef*&k? (Warning: Language)
Ahhh, Craigslist, your home for unfettered sexual desires without judgment. A 48-year man in Santa Rosa, California has gone looking for a very specific sexual partner on the national message board...
View ArticleSofia Meets Hungry, Agitated Lion at Wellington Zoo
Gunther Gebel-Williams has nuthin’ on [delicious] three-year-old Sofia here. Whoa, is that normal? Do lions usually take swings at paying customers? The Wellington Zoo employee with the badass title of...
View ArticleAfter Shit Gay Guys Say to Their Cats, It’s Time to Retire “Shit [Groups]...
What started out as a Twitter account called Shit My Dad Says turned into a full-fledged movement. First to spawn was Shit Girls Say, which gave birth to a web series with a cameo by Juliette Lewis....
View ArticleThe World's Most Absurd Boomerang-Shaped Pizza Commercial Ever
Get ready for 152 seconds of “What the heck did I just watch? Was that an ad for pizza?” It all starts with a Thor-like God tossing a Pizza Boomerang down to mere mortals on Earth. The Pizza Boomerang...
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The Leslie Knope Supercut and Other Hilarious Web Treasures
Leslie Knope of “Parks and Recreation” can do anything when it comes to government, but her impressions leave something to be desired. Watch this sidesplitting supercut of her best and worst...
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Patrick Stewart Informs Hank Azaria He’s a Write-In Candidate
At least I think that’s what the Bald Regal is saying to the Simpsons voice actor. This tweet has since been deleted: You find some weird s**t in Park Slope, Pat. Haven’t you realized this? But wait:...
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Michigan Man Claims al Qaeda Putting Subliminal Messages Into Porno Films
Remember when the SEAL Team Six commandos who killed Osama bin Laden and retrieved the “mother lode” of intelligence also uncovered a “fairly extensive” stash of pornography? We never found out for...
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NJ Gov. Chris Christie Bucks Trend of No Oral Sex Jokes at Presidential Rallies
Given the recent polls showing his big lead in the state, it’s likely Mitt Romney will win the New Hampshire primary on Tuesday night. But he decided to bring in his big guns anyway. So up from New...
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Beautiful Day Of Kayak Fishing Morphs Into Unfortunate Canine Catastrophe
This video starts out as we assume any other kayaking-angler enthusiast video would start — with an undulating third person view of a man rigging up some type of fishing lure out on the water. He...
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The Romney Apprentice: “I Like Being Able to Fire People Who Provide Services...
Mitt Romney escaped Saturday night’s New Hampshire debate largely unscathed. Despite the growing clamor that the former Bain Capital head is nothing more than a Gordon Gekko-style corporate raider who...
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Peep the Lineup for Coachella 2012
The 2012 Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival line-up is out. Who’s coming? See the list below: Radiohead, The Black Keys, M83, Arctic Monkeys, Florence + The Machine, Jimmy Cliff, Dr. Dre &...
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